"Mya, Mya, Mya urr..." A certain pesky cat marches over a stuffed kitty backpack strapped on it's back.
"Is that a.. backpack?"
Furball’s histrionics pay off yet again as the brown eyed boy’s resolve crumbles before the large pair of pleading kitty eyes and pitiful cries
"Myaaa!"Another peon falls before his kitty powers. Kitty slides around and chirps out in approval as the knapsack is picked up and then trots after shinji and invites himself right into the boy’s home.
Shinji took out six cans of tuna and placed them inside the cat’s bag. Should be plenty enough for him. He then pet the cat on his head behind hid ears, before letting out a loud sneeze. Followed by another, and then another. Shinji’s nose already seemed like it was running. Damn allergies. “Okay, you should probably leave before you make me sick.” Allergies usually led to a cold.
“M-Myaa!” Greedy kitty cries ring out as the little round ball of fur excitedly counts the number of large, round cans full of delicious fish stacked into his bag.
"Nya, Myo, Meeu, Nyao!" One two three four… Furball’s excitement goes out of hand by this point and the little animal begins spinning, rolling, hopping and in general leaving a small cloud of black kitty fur in its wake.
“Muaaa Muaaah Mua Muaa” Paying no heed to the sniffles and choking noises, the little pest slides around Shinny one last time before trotting away with its prize.
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[gyomania] The Third Option
"Murra~Muaah~Ah-A-Ahu~" Certain little pest sing-songs as it skipps by, ill-gotten red plugsuit and cat hat in tow.
Shinhog grabs the foot of the plugsuit. “Where did you get this?”
Mua~ahhh” The little beast is busy head-nuzling and crying out in self adulation over it’s the crude patchwork when its little brain finally registers the banshieesque screeching.
"A-Auu!’Myooo let go! It’s mya’s suit, they found and fixed it fair and square!
Asuhog nudges the cat aside with his foot. “It probably has your fleas all over it. How did you sew this shit on without thumbs in the first place!!?” Glare on at full blast,Oscar stares the cat down. “It couldn’t look more disgusting if you used it to clean your litter box. Let go, cat. You’re changing back to human, and fixing my suit!”
Stubborn little kitty teeth clench down on a sleeve, desperate to keep hold on the prized masterpiece. All the shoving, evil looks and mean words the big stupid red human throw only serve to strengthen the kitty’s resolve.
“Agagau gau agaugaugau!” Nya’s suit not yours! Nya’s suit and nya’s since before they had this form!
A certain creature of fur and bandages shuffles over and curls up around one of your smelly shoes.
Pitiful monster, what is your wish?
“Umhumm!’” The light and innocent voice of a child rings out in answer.
The now child form of Shinji bolts out from the side of it’s mother and wraps it’s chubby little fingers around Tabris.
“T-Thanks Mister Woru! Y-You’re a nice person!” The child gleefully cries out while it rubs it’s head against the angel’s trousers.
Oh dear. Another problem presents itself.
Tabris brings himself to one knee. “You are not a little boy, Shinji-kun, nor are you a cat.”
He flicks a cat ear. “This memory, corrupted by your need to cling to safety, is not as you remember it. I want to see the original. You shall watch along with me from afar. Now, remember.”
“Uwuu? B-But I-” The child stutters nervously. How couldn’t this happy existence not be the proper reality.
“B-But I’m a- U-Uuu!” The little boy flinches at the ear flicking, stubby little fingers abandoning their embrace to cradle kitty ears. Everything painful and brutal is too horrible to ever be the truth.
"W-Watch?" Kitty boy replies, voice quivering and tears welling in it’s round brown eyes. “M-Mister Woru…” Slipping back into that nightmare once more.
that picture of u in the plugsuit has encouraged me to beat my meat
Wh-What! Bu-But I don’t- I-I mean h-how did you-
…"Ugh I hate my life"
“Disgusting… Y-You’re laughing at how disgusting I am…”
"Look, I-I don’t know how you found out about this, b-but if you’re going to make me miserable, th-then laugh about something, anything else!